Breese takes a look back at the good

, bad and ugly from last week’s college fantasy football action, as only he can.

The Not Top Ten - Week 10

10. Jones Party of Five, Jones Party of Five

As I said last week it’s not easy to throw five picks in a game, so congrats Landry.  He’s a true double threat, JaMarcus Russell accuracy and an Adam Morrison mustache to boot.

9. LA Confidential

It’s clear the Trojan offense is leaking oil, but the cause continues to be confidential.  I’m guessing they need a shake up at offensive coordinator to reawaken this offense.

8. Texas State Fightin’ Armadillos

Back when North Texas was the Eagles they were a running force and a fixture atop the Sun Belt standings.  Now that they’re the Mean Green they are less reliable than Colorado’s quarterback play.  A change of nickname may be in order.

7. 3.46 yards and a cloud of dust

Penn State’s 201 total yards against the Buckeyes was disappointing to say the least.  It’s time to see what Kevin Newsome can do at quarterback.

6. Hardly basketball on turf

Duke-UNC was awful.  It was offensive to me and every fan with delicate football sensibilities.

5. Geographical Undesirable

I now know why Wyoming only has 3 electoral votes, nobody lives there.  Nobody went to the game either, or everyone who lives there did, it could be either one.

4. We’re in Kansas, sadly

There’s no place like home, unless you live in Kansas.  KU looked awful offensively against a high school defense this week, no excuse for that.

3. Bad News Bears

We at College Football Geek wish Jahvid Best a speedy recover.  As for the rest of the Cal offense, you’re dogs.

2. Spread it on!

The 2000s were a decade of the Spread.  It was the instant fix to any ailing offense.  Well let me introduce the 2009 Rice Owls, Iowa State Cyclones, and Wyoming Cowboys to you as evidence of the Spread’s decline.

1. Kentucky Fried Cardinals

Was it that long ago that taking a Louisville skill position player was a slam dunk?  It’s not going to get any easier for the Cardinals in basketball season either, enter Calipari and John Wall.