10. Michigan's Patented Fade Away
Right on time boys.  Once that calendar turns to November you fold like the Sox in September.

9. Realign Them Both
UNC-NC State was brutal.  They should both be banished to the Big East for one year after that 13-0 yuck fest.

8. Swing and a Miss
The Right Reverend is out.  That's a start Ole Miss, now its time to pick up the phone and repeat after me, "I'm looking for a number in Key West, Florida, last name Leach.  

7. Lincoln Assassination
How do you lose to the Fightin' Michael Wilbons at home?

6. FIU is in the ICU
This team was rolling in September and now they're on life support.  T.Y. Hilton can't do it alone guys.

5. MIZ-Who?
I'm sorry you're résumé just isn't SEC quality, we belie....wait did you lose a road game to Baylor?  Oh why didn't you say so!  You're totally in the SEC now.  #headshake

4. The Longest Yard
First Michigan couldn't punch it in from inside the five against Iowa and then K-State follows suit when they could have taken a dump in the BCS punch bowl.  Collin Klein can't pass!  Run him Snyder!

3. Aloha Means Goodbye
This was supposed to be Hawaii's year to shine, now that Boise has moved on to greener (bluer?) pastures.  The Rainbow Warriors couldn't even slow down a back up from Utah State, ouch. 

2. The Hell With The Dougie
For those of you who lost because Doug Martin mustered just nine rushing yards before tapping out with an injury, we feel your pain.

1. Game Of The Century?
Who had Brad Wing as their fantasy punter?  THIS GUY! 

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