Each week, Breese takes a look back at the good, bad and ugly from the previous week's college fantasy football action... as only he can.

10. Lightning
I was all ready to get in a nice weather related burn, but I had to stop three quarters into this sentence. 

9. Diet Coker
The Iowa running back received a lot of love in the offseason, but when he finally took the field he broke fantasy owners hearts with just 60 total yards. 

8. Bowling a gutter ball
Kamar Jorden was a decent receiver last season and just needed to find the end zone a few times to reach an elite level.  This year he'll be off everyone's fantasy radar if he posts another stinker like he did against Idaho (23 yards).  

7. Padron is overvalued, stick with Cuervo
A&M was a tough matchup for the SMU gunslinger, but he was awful.  Two picks and the hook from June Jones.  

6. Frogs?  More like toads.
You let Baylor hang fifty on you?  Don't you realize you need to be highly ranked when Boise beats you?  How could you be so selfish?  

5. Paper Tigers
Everyone got ahead of themselves with James Franklin.  Just because you're a Mizzou QB that doesn't mean you're a fantasy stud.  

4. When's basketball season?
Kentucky had a few fantasy players on my radar.  Let's just say, after barely scoring 14 points against WKU Joker Phillips needs to get serious about fixing his offense.  

3. Persa Strong
Was I the only one who thought, "wow this guy must be a robot coming back from a ruptured achillies so quickly."  Looks we all got duped.

2. A moment of silence for Denard
And like that, poof.  His fantasy career was gone.  

1. Fool me once....
I finally wised up on LaDarius Green.  You didn't get me this time!  That being said he'll probably go ballistic in week 2. 

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