10. Medic!!
I don't mind rooting against players, but I never root for injuries.  Recent casualties include Bryant Moniz and Zach Collaros.

9. Dead Raiders
The Harrell-Crabtree era seems like it was ages ago.  Also how did this team beat OU?

8. Big Blues
I thought Joker Phillips would at least keep this team going on offense, but this Wildcat squad is awful.

7. Buried In The Desert
After a 7-1 start in 2010, Arizona is 2-13 in their last 15 games.  Maybe it's time they join the C-USA West.  

6. Bore...Eagle
You're offense (yawn) is...what was I talking about?

5. Not Bringing The Illi-Noise
In a very exciting race Zook just past Neuheisel in the hot seat derby.  

4. Wide Right On The West Coast
As a FSU fan, Boise it gets better.  Kinda.

3. Bulldogs Are Ugly
Remember when Mississippi State was a BCS sleeper?  Add them to the junk heap with '09 Ole Miss.  

2. Luck Sucks
Not really, but let's back off the NFL savior talk folks.

1. Running With The Devils
Washington State beat up ASU late Saturday Night.  How bad is the Pac-12 South?

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