About
geek (gēk)Slang. –noun
1. a peculiar or otherwise odd person, esp. one who is perceived to be overly obsessed with one or more things including those of intellectuality, electronics, gaming, etc.
2. a carnival performer who performs sensationally morbid or disgusting acts, as biting off the head of a live chicken.
We at collegefootballgeek.com like to think we fall under the former definition, not the latter. And we'll stick to that notion until conclusive Youtube video can prove otherwise.
Our Goal
We believe the college fantasy football community has been under-served for far too long. The goal of collegefootballgeek.com is to be your premier resource for college fantasy football: draft prep, strategy, player rankings, player news, community discussion (with a little bit of humor sprinkled in just for good measure).
Contact
We value our readers and welcome your feedback. Feel free to contact us at thegeek (at) collegefootballgeek.com with your suggestions, comments or questions.
Todd DeVries, Founder
The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.
All Dr. Evil quotes aside, we sincerely hope you enjoy our site.
Cheers,
Todd
thegeek (at) collegefootballgeek.com
